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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

this door is just wood rectangle

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

fassbenderregrets:

LOOK AT THESE PIGS, AREN’T THEY ALL MEAT?

WOULDN’T YOU THINK MY KITCHEN IS COMPLETE?

WOULDN’T YOU THINK I’M THE MAN

THE MAN WHO’S TRIED EVERY LIMB

LOOK AT THIS KNIFE, STABBINGS UNTOLD

HOW MANY MURDERS CAN ONE BASEMENT HOLD?

LOOKING AROUND HERE YOU’D THINK

SURE, HE’S TRIED EVERY LIMB

I’VE GOT HATCHETS AND BONE SAWS APLENTY

 I’VE GOT ORGANS AND ENTRAILS GALORE

YOU WANT CLAYBAKED LEGS? I’VE GOT TWENTY

BUT WHO CARES? NO BIG DEAL.

I WANT YOURS

aholeinmystormer:

imgonnafolloweveryone:

Hi.

Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it would be possible to follow every single person on tumblr. wow. thats a lot of people. will it be possible? im gonna find out. please reblog this and spread the word.

if i see a plus next to your name i will click it no questions asked. please help me on my journey.

Woah

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